over-caffeinated|dad » parent apps http://www.overcaffeinateddad.com/home Wed, 28 Jul 2010 12:33:56 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 IF YOU DON’T STOP RIGHT NOW I’LL… I’LL… I’LL… http://www.overcaffeinateddad.com/home/2009/11/04/if-you-dont-stop-right-now-ill-ill-ill/ http://www.overcaffeinateddad.com/home/2009/11/04/if-you-dont-stop-right-now-ill-ill-ill/#comments Wed, 04 Nov 2009 17:30:15 +0000 admin http://www.overcaffeinateddad.com/home/?p=973 Everybody draws a blank sometimes, especially tired, distracted, frustrated parents. So what do you do when you need a threat but just can’t think of one? Click the box below to randomly generate a generic threat that should work for just about any occasion.

Threat: Do that one more time and I'll switch the TV in your [...]]]> Everybody draws a blank sometimes, especially tired, distracted, frustrated parents. So what do you do when you need a threat but just can’t think of one? Click the box below to randomly generate a generic threat that should work for just about any occasion.

Threat:
If you don't stop it right now I'll make you clean out the garage.

To generate other responses, just click the bold text in the box above.
invisible.layer

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Sometimes parents do need to say more than just “No,” which is where the Parental Response Generator (PRG) comes in handy: [...]]]> KID: Can I juggle knives?
PARENT: No.
KID: Please?
PARENT: No.
KID: But I promise to be careful.
PARENT: No.
KID: The Brown twin’s parents let them do it.
PARENT: No.
KID: That’s so unfair! All you ever say is “No.”

Sometimes parents do need to say more than just “No,” which is where the Parental Response Generator (PRG) comes in handy: it randomly generates an appropriate response to just about anything kids might ask.

Response:
Definitely no.

To generate other responses, just click the bold text in the box below.
invisible.layer

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