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IF YOU DON'T STOP RIGHT NOW I'LL... I'LL... I'LL...

Everybody draws a blank sometimes, especially tired, distracted, frustrated parents. So what do you do when you need a threat but just can’t think of one? Click the box below to randomly generate a generic threat that should work for just about any occasion.

Threat:
Next one who causes trouble has to paint the house.

To generate other responses, just click the bold text in the box above.
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WHEN NO ISN'T ENOUGH

KID: Can I juggle knives?
PARENT: No.
KID: Please?
PARENT: No.
KID: But I promise to be careful.
PARENT: No.
KID: The Brown twin’s parents let them do it.
PARENT: No.
KID: That’s so unfair! All you ever say is “No.”

Sometimes parents do need to say more than just “No,” which is where the Parental Response Generator (PRG) comes in handy: it randomly generates an appropriate response to just about anything kids might ask.

Response:
The answer is the same as it was the last time you asked: No.

To generate other responses, just click the bold text in the box below.
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