Everybody draws a blank sometimes, especially tired, distracted, frustrated parents. So what do you do when you need a threat but just can’t think of one? Click the box below to randomly generate a generic threat that should work for just about any occasion.
If you don't stop it right now I'll make you clean out the garage.
To generate other responses, just click the bold text in the box above.
KID: Can I juggle knives?
KID: But I promise to be careful.
KID: The Brown twin’s parents let them do it.
KID: That’s so unfair! All you ever say is “No.”
Sometimes parents do need to say more than just “No,” which is where the Parental Response Generator (PRG) comes in handy: it randomly generates an appropriate response to just about anything kids might ask.
Ask later (but the answer will still be no).
To generate other responses, just click the bold text in the box below.