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It’s easy to forget that kids have to be taught pretty much everything, and that just because something seems as if it would be self-evident to even the littlest of minds, it probably isn’t.

While this is true at all times of the year, it seems especially important to keep in mind over the holidays.

  1. Even though Play-doh is a lot like cookie dough, and can easily be cut into holiday shapes that look exactly like the sugar cookies Grandma makes, you can’t bake it. And if you do, it smells really, really bad for days.
  2. Magic Marker shouldn’t be used to decorate Christmas cookies. Or mommy’s new Christmas dress.
  3. Taking a bite of raw dough is probably not going to make you sick, but eating all the raw dough in the bowl probably will. (Although probably not until 3 am.)
  4. Santa is not fat because he’s so completely stressed out at the thought of losing his job he’s eating too much. (Though he will be cutting back a little this year, so you might not get absolutely everything you put on your list.)
  5. Just because you like egg nog doesn’t mean you can have as much as you want. This also goes for the dog.

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