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IF YOU DON'T STOP RIGHT NOW I'LL... I'LL... I'LL...

Everybody draws a blank sometimes, especially tired, distracted, frustrated parents. So what do you do when you need a threat but just can’t think of one? Click the box below to randomly generate a generic threat that should work for just about any occasion.

Threat:
If you don't stop this minute I'm gonna hug you right in front of the school.

To generate other responses, just click the bold text in the box above.
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