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POINTING FINGERS

When it comes to solving the nation’s problems, why does it seem like solutions aren’t nearly as important as blame?

Sure, blame makes for spirited debates on the Sunday morning talk shows and gives politicians material for their fundraising letters, but mostly it just helps us quickly pick sides in the ideological fight for the country’s future — which may explain why no matter how how unique, unexpected, unusual or complicated the problem, the root cause always comes from the same list.

For Republicans:

  • taxes
  • big government
  • unnecessary government regulation
  • welfare
  • flawed values
  • the liberal media elite
  • unions
  • trial lawyers
  • Bill Clinton
  • Nancy Pelosi
  • The pro-choice movement
  • the “gay agenda”
  • Hollywood
  • liberals

For Democrats:

  • big business
  • greed
  • de-regulation
  • lobbyists
  • corporate welfare
  • George W. Bush
  • Ronald Reagan
  • Rush Limbaugh
  • Sarah Palin
  • attempts to overturn Roe v. Wade
  • Fox News
  • special interests
  • evangelical christians/right-wing zealots
  • conservatives

STAY HOME OR GO IN TO WORK?

Are you throwing up? YES stay home
NO
Is your boss out for the day? YES stay home
NO
Can you get your work done tomorrow? YES stay home
NO
Can you get it done this week? YES stay home
NO
Has it been more than a week
since your last sick day?
YES stay home
NO
Is there something you could
watch on TV instead?
YES stay home
NO
Is there anything else
you’d rather be doing?
YES stay home
NO
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